Chislers Karaoke Bar Melbourne

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Lads! Sheelas! Have you heard of Chislers Karaoke Bar in Melbourne? No? Then what the **** are you doing? Sleeping under a rock playing with your c***?

Statue made of Chislers rock hard shredded body. Pwooahh!
stone hard abs

This is the place where all your wildest dreams of dreams will come true while you sing, have some great shhniff and get your mind absolutely f*****. If you think the movie Inception was a mind **** then wait until you rock out at Melbourne best Karaoke Bar by the Chisler himself! If you budget allows you can even get special guest appearances every hour by Richard Gere and Julia Roberts to help you turn your night of singing and laughter into all of your wildest dreams coming true at once with unlimited escapades that even Pee Wee Herman has not experienced.

Some of our Karaoke greats by the Chisler himself are hits from Simply Red, Lady Gaga and his all time favourite “im cumming cumming cumming cumming cumming on Camelia..”

So if you are looking for a wild night of near unlimited shniff’s (if you have the money) with the man Richard Gere himself then get your ass over Chislers Karaoke Bar Melbourne! Where legends are born!!

Below is a photo of the Chisler himself slaying that Dragon that once threatened our Melbourne lands. God speed!



Google bidding on their own products

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I am sure many of you have noticed by now and I am sure someone has a logical explanation for this. I have asked around a bit and tried to do some quick research online but yet to find answer. Today I did a Google search for ‘keyword planner’ and this was the result:

google search result

Notice how Google is bidding on their own product? How exactly does this work? Does it seem a little unfair that since it is their own product they are not paying for it? Or is paying for this? Or are they actually bidding on this (not idea how) so they can claim it as a “business expense” which they will use as a tax write off? Which also does not make sense unless its paying .com?

Will update this section once I get an answer!



Working with Finance Companies – Online Marketing

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Traditional marketing is not enough anymore to help companies reach their current and potential clients. This is the age of social media and viral information, where customers switch their focus way more easily and in order to keep their attention, companies need to appeal to a different strategy. They need something more clever, more invasive, but also more personal. This is what Online Marketing is all about.
Regardless of what your sector is, you will have competitors. And this is exactly the reason the market keeps evolving ever so rapidly. Everybody is on this never-ending race to step up and be perceived as unique. All the companies long for it, and finance companies are not the exception. From bloggers and advisors to traders and brokers, they all can benefit from the power of online marketing.

What Online Marketing Brings to the Table.

Social Media and Online Marketing can connect us with millions of people in the blink of an eye, just one click away. If you think about it, all this huge potential market is out there, just waiting to be charmed, except that actually getting to them is the real challenge. The Internet is a wild and rough domain where only the fittest can survive. So, in order to be successful, we need to know the game and its rules. This is something called Search Engine Optimization, or SEO.

Because it’s so easy to set up a website, is the reason everybody is doing it. For every possible niche, there are millions and millions of sites created. Which leads us to the keystone of SEO, Indexation. The vast majority of these sites are not indexed, therefore, they fall into the Invisible Web. If they are not indexed, then nobody can get to them by using search engines, in other words, the site is dead.
However, just getting your site indexed is clearly not enough. Roughly 75% of all users will never go to the second page of the search results, so if your site is not on the first page when your niche keywords are typed, then you are not actually dead, but maybe still comatose.
Ranking higher in those search engines is basically the key to generating more organic traffic and with it, increasing the size of your potential customer portfolio. Tag along with updated and relevant content, a proper use of Google Analytics, and good SEO practices and you’re all set.

Online Marketing for Finance Companies.

Finance companies can benefit greatly from online marketing. While it’s true that organic traffic is the greatest source of leads, there are also many other ways to generate traffic.

Online trading companies couldn’t exist without it. Competition is fierce and staying relevantly indexed in those search engines is paramount. This is exactly why companies like CMC Markets thrive where others stumble.

Their online marketing campaign involves every possible road to get to their potential customers because it has been proven that when users are exposed to both social media and search influenced by any given brand, its click-through rate goes up by 94%. What this means is the ratio of users who click on a link to the numbers of users who view that link.

In other words, online marketing is a great way to enhance your overall traffic, but you need to make use of all the tools available at your disposal. We’re talking about Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Reddit, Paid Ads, Email Campaigns, Affiliate Programs, Brand Awareness, SEO, the works. A proper mix of all these variables will ensure your success as an online business, whereas a lack of understanding of them, will most surely result in failure.


Simplicity is beauty – Be Inspired by Flat App Designs

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Digital development is an ever revolving area of expertise and in order to keep pace with its fast-changing trends, developers are tied up in producing new and improved versions of old ideas or generating brand-new concepts altogether. Mobile app developers are continually fighting the dilemma of choosing the right user interface to work with for their new mobile apps.

Apps that are mobile-optimized do not face the challenge of designing the app with full features. But, some apps require building the design from scratch. This is where the mobile app developers

Mobile app development in Los Angeles has always been introduced to state of the art technological innovations and ideas through VeztekUSA Los Angeles. Creative image based designing is a popular tool used by most developers to enhance the look of their apps. Mobile app developers these days are opting for a more flat design when designing user interfaces because simplicity in those flat designs is what is considered to be utmost beauty.\

Ever heard of skeuomorphism? Don’t worry, flat design is everything that is not skeuomorphism. Flat designs include simple 2D representations of an extensive range of colors backed by simple icons and tiles. These simplistic features of a flat design user interface makes the app fast and easy to run, use and maintain.
Flat design interfaces are catching on at a skyrocketing pace as the new break-through concepts that app developers (particularly Etch, and Windows 8) are utilizing to gain edge over complex gradients, drop shadows and heaviness of designs. These designs provide a fresh outlook to an app as against the clutter created by skeuomorphism.

Let’s highlight a few significant features of this simplistic user interface:

Simplicity at its best

A simply laid out pattern of intuitive icons and tiles in a format that is easy to comprehend and predictable at its own place is one of the most significant features of a flat design interface. It makes the app less complicated and enables the user to view maximum features with minimalistic scrolling.
Bright Color Mania

As mentioned earlier, a gamut of colors in all shades of bright and bold is what the flat design interface incorporates. These colors add attractiveness and make the app or web page visually appealing for users. Contrasting colors used to design apps have always resulted in positive feedbacks in terms of the excite-factor they generate amongst users.

Focused Typography

Flat designs are associated with cleanliness time and again because simple fonts highlight the best beauty to the overall design. Typography is more focused in these designs as it highlights the outlook of the flat design interface and no time is required to be spent on decorating the app

Cons of using a flat design interface:

Lack of Defined Icons and Information

Users may sometime find it difficult to understand the highly intuitive icons and familiarize themselves with these icons. Everyone is aware of the problem that Windows 8 users initially faced when the design was launched into the market. Although everyone appreciated the new look, most of the public agreed that it took them a great deal of time to understand the new interface and get used to it.

Color Contrasting Dilemma

Picking the right combination of colors for mix and match with the right amount of contrasting is not everyone’s cup of tea. It requires a great mind of an artist to match the right colors to be appropriate for certain designs. Saturation, contrast and brightness are the three main aspects that need to be considered before designing a color palette for the app. A lot of colors may not be suitable for some apps whilst some require extensive use of a variety of shades and tones from many different colors. This could at times be one problem faced with flat design interfaces as colors are the only visual energy that mobile app developers using this interface can play around with when designing their apps.

It is important to remember that a design is simply more than just how it looks. Its core functions, usability and overall outlook is what determines its success. Flat designs have been known for their simplistic features, functions and user-friendliness. Opting for this design interface and giving it unique features will definitely make your apps stand out from the crowd.

flatappSani is Managing Director of VeztekUSA a well known Web and Mobile App Development Company based in Los Angeles, California. He has extensive experience in building and leading innovative and collaborative software development teams to deliver major software applications. He always stay up to date with latest trends in Mobile App Development and loves contributing on different technology Blog. Follow him on twitter @VezTekUSA


Another Google Panda and Penguin Update is Coming

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google penguin and panda

Within the next month Gary Illyes from Google has mentioned for us to be ready for another Panda update. Nothing will be changing to the actual algorithm it will just be another data refresh which means that websites that are in current penalty may recover soon, providing they have addressed all of their content issues. On the other hand, those sites also may not recover and new sites might be penalised! This is a good chance for website owners to fix up some of their content and try to target the users intent rather than trying to optimise for the search engines. It is the search engines job to provide the most up to date and useful information for all of us, so if you think your website is not addressing this criteria then now is your chance for an urgent review before the update rolls out.

Google Penguin update is in the making!

The fun does not stop with the Panda. Brace yourselves, Penguin is coming! Gary also mentioned that Google is working towards a better automated Penguin algorithm so that data will be getting refreshed all the time. Currently the algorithm is running quite slow as data needs to be manually refreshed before any websites are impacted. This requires a lot of work, however it is being worked on so we can expect some more news in the upcoming months.

Due to the complexity of the Panda algorithm Google cannot see it running automatically like the planned Penguin updates. For Panda updates updates will need to be done via manual data refreshes.
If you are concerned about your website’s standing on Google please do not hesitate to get in touch with us.

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